Friends...Well two of them.

   So, I have these great friends but sometimes I wonder what the Hell is wrong with them. My best girlfriend, Abby, has quite the...temper? After lunch today we walk outside and she's already pissed because some stupid person is throwing stuff from the second floor and almost hitting her, one of these included a full water bottle. So we walk outside to go to our next class, low and behold someone hits her in the back of the head with a cookie. GOD FORBID YOU HIT HER WITH ANYTHING, especially a cookie. She freaks out like a rabid dog on these people throwing, of all things, mulch at people. She goes and finds the nearest Administrator to settle it, and they wouldn't so she took matters into her own hands. She rushes back outside and bulldozes this chick that is taunting her about it. I mean bends down runs twards her, hits her in the stomach with her head, lifts this girl OFF THE GROUND and she lands right on her ass. Seconds before she starts laying the hurt on this poor girl, Ninja Frelick (Principle Frelick) sideswipes her, puts her in a head lock and drags her to the front office. I swear to you it was one of the most hysterical and horrifying things I have ever seen in my life.
    My other friend Zac seems to have this new found love for romantic poetry. So he writes his own, shows me it, and it had the most wonderful line "When you say you love me, nothing seems amiss. When I'm lonely I think of you... and tire out my wrist." I'm pretty sure I actually fell over laughing. He was kinda mad, but it was worth it. The day before this we were talking about something, regaurding him doing my homework Me:"It's fine you dont have to I'll do it really quick"  Zac: " No I keep my promises, you know that. And I'm nothing if not retardedly honorable." Oh the things my friends do :]