Really Bitch?

     So, today I'm sitting in class just minding my own buisness (studying for an audio test in my other class) after finishing an assignment of 30 questions in length in 15 or so minuets, all multiple choice. Then this bitch ( I dont even know who this teacher is) comes up to me and says "There is no way you are finished with your work that quick"
 Me: "Were you expecting me to take the whole period? It's 30 questions long..."
     Bitch: " You just threw letters down on the page didn't you!"
Me: "excuse me?"
     Bitch: " You just threw down random letters! You probably didn't even read the question! Your not going to get anywhere in life you know that? Especially staring into space or on your phone! If you dont understand the question atleast take a guess, dont just sit there! try and do something productive *bitch bitch bitch bitch*."   At this point all I could do was tone her out or I'm pretty sure I would have decked her right in the face if she wasnt a million years old and the fact that I would have suffered jail time. My fuse is short and quick to light if you push the right buttons and oh, this bitch hit the motherfuckingbigredbutton.
Me: " Excuse me? Do you have proof that I just plopped answers down on this page? I think you need to shut the HELL up and do not ever accuse me of lying or being "unproductive",tell me that I am lying to you about this stupid little assignment, just because I finished before everyone else doesn't mean that I dont know what I'm doing.And thanks for the worst "encouraging" speech ever, or if you were trying to insult me it didn't quite work."
     Bitch: "Oh really? Let me have your paper then"
So she takes my paper and along with her she has the answer sheet. Not only does she find that none of my answers are incorrect, but then sits it back on my desk and quietly walks away from me. That 70 year old bitch just got pwnd. Man that felt good.

Best friends?

     So, I love it when I get to listen to all your petty problems and concerns and actualy help you when you need it. But when I have something bothering me or something great happens to me you couldn't give two shits. I understand that the things that happen to me, like being hit on ( this hardly ever happens) happen to you on a daily basis but, do you know why you do this to me? I dont. I'm so freakin nice to you then you just dont care when I have something to say.  I'm sick of you pretending to be my friend and only caring about yourself. You have drama? I have drama too. The world does not revolve around you as much as you would like it to.Thank you so much for being my "best friend".

Why?

     Okay, I have a question. Why do all the amazing, hot guys live so far away from me? It's really getting annoying. I meet these amazing people and they live either over seas or several states away. The lot of the guys here are not sweet, dont know how to talk to people, or are just plain creepy. Like this guy in math class today, He's talking to his friend behind me about how this girl standing a few feet from him has "a fucking bangable ass". So he throws something near her feet and she bends over to grab it for him, and as he's staring at her ass he says " Hey you have a hole in your pants" and don't ask me why but she says "really? where?!?!" and starts to rub her ass everywhere as he's telling her where to place her hands to find the nonexistant hole in her pants. I'm laughing my ass off at 1. How stupid this girl is, and 2. At how pathetic this guy was.
     I'm also baffled at how stupid some of these people are. A few weeks ago they caught 2 girls "having sex" in the school restrooms. Yes, let me see I think I figured out their inner monologues : If I have sex in a school bathroom...where the acoustics are amazing by the way.. nobody will notice. Yes that sounds like an amazing idea. Oh and while were at it lets smoke some pot on school grounds! Needless to say, we are no longer allowed to use the restrooms without an escort practically holding your hand the entire time you take a shit.
     Just another normal day at WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU High School.