Okay, I have a question. Why do all the amazing, hot guys live so far away from me? It's really getting annoying. I meet these amazing people and they live either over seas or several states away. The lot of the guys here are not sweet, dont know how to talk to people, or are just plain creepy. Like this guy in math class today, He's talking to his friend behind me about how this girl standing a few feet from him has "a fucking bangable ass". So he throws something near her feet and she bends over to grab it for him, and as he's staring at her ass he says " Hey you have a hole in your pants" and don't ask me why but she says "really? where?!?!" and starts to rub her ass everywhere as he's telling her where to place her hands to find the nonexistant hole in her pants. I'm laughing my ass off at 1. How stupid this girl is, and 2. At how pathetic this guy was.
I'm also baffled at how stupid some of these people are. A few weeks ago they caught 2 girls "having sex" in the school restrooms. Yes, let me see I think I figured out their inner monologues : If I have sex in a school bathroom...where the acoustics are amazing by the way.. nobody will notice. Yes that sounds like an amazing idea. Oh and while were at it lets smoke some pot on school grounds! Needless to say, we are no longer allowed to use the restrooms without an escort practically holding your hand the entire time you take a shit.
Just another normal day at WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU High School.
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