Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Really Bitch?

     So, today I'm sitting in class just minding my own buisness (studying for an audio test in my other class) after finishing an assignment of 30 questions in length in 15 or so minuets, all multiple choice. Then this bitch ( I dont even know who this teacher is) comes up to me and says "There is no way you are finished with your work that quick"
 Me: "Were you expecting me to take the whole period? It's 30 questions long..."
     Bitch: " You just threw letters down on the page didn't you!"
Me: "excuse me?"
     Bitch: " You just threw down random letters! You probably didn't even read the question! Your not going to get anywhere in life you know that? Especially staring into space or on your phone! If you dont understand the question atleast take a guess, dont just sit there! try and do something productive *bitch bitch bitch bitch*."   At this point all I could do was tone her out or I'm pretty sure I would have decked her right in the face if she wasnt a million years old and the fact that I would have suffered jail time. My fuse is short and quick to light if you push the right buttons and oh, this bitch hit the motherfuckingbigredbutton.
Me: " Excuse me? Do you have proof that I just plopped answers down on this page? I think you need to shut the HELL up and do not ever accuse me of lying or being "unproductive",tell me that I am lying to you about this stupid little assignment, just because I finished before everyone else doesn't mean that I dont know what I'm doing.And thanks for the worst "encouraging" speech ever, or if you were trying to insult me it didn't quite work."
     Bitch: "Oh really? Let me have your paper then"
So she takes my paper and along with her she has the answer sheet. Not only does she find that none of my answers are incorrect, but then sits it back on my desk and quietly walks away from me. That 70 year old bitch just got pwnd. Man that felt good.

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