Really Bitch?

     So, today I'm sitting in class just minding my own buisness (studying for an audio test in my other class) after finishing an assignment of 30 questions in length in 15 or so minuets, all multiple choice. Then this bitch ( I dont even know who this teacher is) comes up to me and says "There is no way you are finished with your work that quick"
 Me: "Were you expecting me to take the whole period? It's 30 questions long..."
     Bitch: " You just threw letters down on the page didn't you!"
Me: "excuse me?"
     Bitch: " You just threw down random letters! You probably didn't even read the question! Your not going to get anywhere in life you know that? Especially staring into space or on your phone! If you dont understand the question atleast take a guess, dont just sit there! try and do something productive *bitch bitch bitch bitch*."   At this point all I could do was tone her out or I'm pretty sure I would have decked her right in the face if she wasnt a million years old and the fact that I would have suffered jail time. My fuse is short and quick to light if you push the right buttons and oh, this bitch hit the motherfuckingbigredbutton.
Me: " Excuse me? Do you have proof that I just plopped answers down on this page? I think you need to shut the HELL up and do not ever accuse me of lying or being "unproductive",tell me that I am lying to you about this stupid little assignment, just because I finished before everyone else doesn't mean that I dont know what I'm doing.And thanks for the worst "encouraging" speech ever, or if you were trying to insult me it didn't quite work."
     Bitch: "Oh really? Let me have your paper then"
So she takes my paper and along with her she has the answer sheet. Not only does she find that none of my answers are incorrect, but then sits it back on my desk and quietly walks away from me. That 70 year old bitch just got pwnd. Man that felt good.

Best friends?

     So, I love it when I get to listen to all your petty problems and concerns and actualy help you when you need it. But when I have something bothering me or something great happens to me you couldn't give two shits. I understand that the things that happen to me, like being hit on ( this hardly ever happens) happen to you on a daily basis but, do you know why you do this to me? I dont. I'm so freakin nice to you then you just dont care when I have something to say.  I'm sick of you pretending to be my friend and only caring about yourself. You have drama? I have drama too. The world does not revolve around you as much as you would like it to.Thank you so much for being my "best friend".

Why?

     Okay, I have a question. Why do all the amazing, hot guys live so far away from me? It's really getting annoying. I meet these amazing people and they live either over seas or several states away. The lot of the guys here are not sweet, dont know how to talk to people, or are just plain creepy. Like this guy in math class today, He's talking to his friend behind me about how this girl standing a few feet from him has "a fucking bangable ass". So he throws something near her feet and she bends over to grab it for him, and as he's staring at her ass he says " Hey you have a hole in your pants" and don't ask me why but she says "really? where?!?!" and starts to rub her ass everywhere as he's telling her where to place her hands to find the nonexistant hole in her pants. I'm laughing my ass off at 1. How stupid this girl is, and 2. At how pathetic this guy was.
     I'm also baffled at how stupid some of these people are. A few weeks ago they caught 2 girls "having sex" in the school restrooms. Yes, let me see I think I figured out their inner monologues : If I have sex in a school bathroom...where the acoustics are amazing by the way.. nobody will notice. Yes that sounds like an amazing idea. Oh and while were at it lets smoke some pot on school grounds! Needless to say, we are no longer allowed to use the restrooms without an escort practically holding your hand the entire time you take a shit.
     Just another normal day at WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU High School.

Friends...Well two of them.

   So, I have these great friends but sometimes I wonder what the Hell is wrong with them. My best girlfriend, Abby, has quite the...temper? After lunch today we walk outside and she's already pissed because some stupid person is throwing stuff from the second floor and almost hitting her, one of these included a full water bottle. So we walk outside to go to our next class, low and behold someone hits her in the back of the head with a cookie. GOD FORBID YOU HIT HER WITH ANYTHING, especially a cookie. She freaks out like a rabid dog on these people throwing, of all things, mulch at people. She goes and finds the nearest Administrator to settle it, and they wouldn't so she took matters into her own hands. She rushes back outside and bulldozes this chick that is taunting her about it. I mean bends down runs twards her, hits her in the stomach with her head, lifts this girl OFF THE GROUND and she lands right on her ass. Seconds before she starts laying the hurt on this poor girl, Ninja Frelick (Principle Frelick) sideswipes her, puts her in a head lock and drags her to the front office. I swear to you it was one of the most hysterical and horrifying things I have ever seen in my life.
    My other friend Zac seems to have this new found love for romantic poetry. So he writes his own, shows me it, and it had the most wonderful line "When you say you love me, nothing seems amiss. When I'm lonely I think of you... and tire out my wrist." I'm pretty sure I actually fell over laughing. He was kinda mad, but it was worth it. The day before this we were talking about something, regaurding him doing my homework Me:"It's fine you dont have to I'll do it really quick"  Zac: " No I keep my promises, you know that. And I'm nothing if not retardedly honorable." Oh the things my friends do :]

MissMistaken

      Well, I figure I should start my blog telling you about myself. I secretly follow no religion (unless Sevenfoldism counts) eventhough my family is full of overconcerned chirstians and if they were ever to find out I'm sure I would have nothing but Bibles everywhere I looked. My games would be replaced with pocket sized versions, my TV reduced to a stack of them, everything I own made of recycled Bibles. I have nothing against any religion, I have read the Bible and I've attempted to interperet it several ways to myself, but I just cant get around the fact the it could possibly be a peice of fiction backed by an annonymus billionaire.
    I've always been a good student straight with A's for the majority of my school career. I guess you could say that I was always the teachers pet, but hey you get away with a lot more.
    I'm a huge music fanatic which of that obssesion spawn my favorite bands: Avenged Sevenfold and Rise Against. Music is quite a pushing factor in my life I wake up to music, listen to music throught the day, go to bed with music, I'm a beginner guitarist, I've played the trumpet for about 6 years, and little piano. All self trained.  The metal genre has always been my favorite since I was little (about six) the first band I ever heard was, get this, Avenged Sevenfold in their scremo days, and I loved them and I'm sure always will if the obsession has not faded yet. No I'm not your average metalhead who dresses all in black and is a complete asshole to everybody, I'm actualy a ambitious, compsed young woman. Of course everybody has their bitch and blond side, sometimes it can be a little more evident than I want it to be.
    I'm currently enrolled at school pursuing my dream career of being a movie editor and soundboard operator; so far so good! 
    I'm a huge gamer girl, I'll play anything you throw at me and I will gladly hand you back your severed ass on a silver plate. Yes that was a challenge, you heard me.
    I'm obviously not the average girl, nor do I ever wish to be. I haven't had a million different boys chase me around like I'm some plaything, and the few I have found I fell in love with. However I'm now single so none of that matters. I like myself the way I am and I feel no need to change for anyone but myself and I have the mentality of "Good things will come to those who wait". So far it seems to be working quite well and not to mention I have my whole life ahead of me. I dont' understand why people talk to me like I'm a mindless child, I have a good head on my shoulders, I have more common sense than most my age, I know how to tell whats right and wrong. I hate sounding so full of myself but THIS IS MY BLOG if you don't like it then don't let the virus from the song u just downloaded crash your computer :].
     Ps: This will most likely be one of the few serious blog posts I have.